This is what happens when you check email after-hours.

I know I'm not nearly as good at documenting the funnish, mundanish little everyday life happenings as some people -- and goodness knows David Archuleta's fan clubs have yet to descend on my page -- but sometimes, stuff happens that is just ridiculously worth sharing. It's almost 8:00 on Tuesday night, I've had a woe-is-me, it's-so-sucky-being-single, still-at-work(because-clearly-I-have-focus-issues) kind of day.
And then, into my inbox, comes this. Out of the blue clear sky.
If this can't make you laugh out loud -- at me -- you are humorless.

Naptural Love
A dating site for single black vegetarians and natural folks looking for love...

Mya B. has invited you to the event 'Punany Poets Show in New York this Saturday' on Naptural Love!
Ever had a taste of some Punany? See Punany Poets live this Saturday in New York.

Event Description:
The Punany Poets are back by Popular Demand in a hot & highly erotic episode of their unique Classic Poetic Cabaret
produced with the original exotic flare, seen on HBO

“The Head Doctor” stands in an island of smoke, fishnet suited & glass booted, spilling erotic prose like the voice of a man’s sensual dream. He lay atop a beanbag tossing in a dreamy state as the object of his fantasies crawls to him. Her breasts are full and her hips inviting, as she bathes him with her long hair and teases him with the gentle kisses of her nipples, inciting riots inside him... “I won’t lie, I don’t lie, I give good Head,” says The Head Doctor, your guide through a 70 minute production of pure unadulterated fantasy fulfillment – an explicit sexual make-over you will never forget.

Welcome to Me!

Maybe if I just keep posting my blog in more and more places, I'll actually write it? Interesting take on reverse psychology.
Anyway, in the meantime, my latest deferment. I mean post.

Lena's Life

It's no secret that my blogging sucks.
Well, okay, hopefully you don't actually think my blogging itself is suckable - but I acknowledge, as I always have, that my consistency leaves much to be desired.
So, dear loyal readers, I come no longer bearing false promises to be here for you more regularly. I prove myself a liar time and time again. Nope, this time, I come bearing... distraction.
My dear friend Lena has begun the next chapter of her fascinating life -- and has decided to share it with the world. Not only is she inspirationally insightful, she's awfully damn pretty to look at.
She's run the gamut from modeling in New York City to reclaiming herself in suburban Ohio to settling in to South Dakota. No joke, she has done/seen/experienced it all. And now she's nice enough to blog it all.
So perhaps when you need a fix and I've let you down yet again, you can pop over and check out what lovely Lena is up to. That sounded a bit pornish, didn't it?
She can be found here. Enjoy.